Amanda Casper. TV + Film Production Major. Twenty One. Average College Student. Sarcastic. Lover of Animals. Obessed With Fashion. Dr Pepper. Green Tea Ginger Ale. French Fries. Sushi. Television. Books. I Don't Tolerate Lactose. Love is Equal.

I’m starting to think I’m better off being alone. I’m a hot fucking mess and I have so many pieces to put together. No one should have to put up with me right now. 

Friends Drinking Game

How to Play

Gather your mates around the telly, and place drinks within easy reach. Drink when instructed to do so; in case of confusion over whether or not to drink, always err on the side of drinking!

Take a sip if:

  • Rachel calls someone “Honey”
  • Chandler says a “Chandlerism”
  • Phoebe says a “Phoebism”
  • If Ross takes longer to say a sentence than a normal person would
  • Any of the friends drinks a coffee product (or mentions it)
  • A celebrity makes an appearance
  • The hallway between Monica/Rachel’s and Chandler/Joey’s apartment is shown
  • The exterior of Central Perk is shown
  • Any of the six are shown at work (2 sips if they’re actually doing any work)
  • The exterior of Monica/Rachel’s and Chandler/Joey’s apartment building is shown
  • Any two or more main characters hug (2 sips if it’s Ross and Rachel)
  • Gunther moans to himself how much he loves/wants Rachel
  • Any of the main character’s parents show up
  • Joey doesn’t understand something that should be totally obvious (2 sips if you didn’t get it either)
  • Any animal is shown or spoken about (Smelly Cat, a chick, a duck, etc.)
  • Ross and Rachel touch each other
  • Ross and Rachel argue

Take a gulp if:

  • All six main characters hang out in Monica/Rachel’s apartment
  • The inside of Phoebe’s apartment is shown
  • Any of the six eat something that isn’t considered normal food (fat, leg wax, etc.) (2 gulps if you’ve eaten it before)
  • Phoebe plays a song on her guitar (2 gulps if it makes no sense or has no point)
  • The inside of Ross’ apartment is shown
  • One of the six do something obviously out of character (2 gulps if it drives you crazy)
  • Any of the six drink a bottled beverage
  • Anyone makes a reference to an old TV show (2 gulps if you used to watch it)
  • Ross mentions Ben, Carol, or Susan
  • Phoebe dates a weirdo (2 gulps if you’ve dated someone just like them)
  • Joey goes on an audition
  • Any of the six main characters kiss a non-main character
  • Ross gets jealous
  • Mark makes a pass at Rachel
  • Phoebe drives her grandma’s taxi (2 gulps if the passengers have pillows)
  • Joey and Chandler get a new piece of furniture (2 gulps if Joey built it)
  • Monica does something anal-retentive (2 gulps if you do it too)
  • All six main characters play a game (poker, Twister, Happy Days Game, etc.)
  • Phoebe’s brother does or says something weird (2 gulps if you do it too)
  • Any main character get mad at another main character (drink everything in sight and lose faith in sit-com television if they don’t make up by the end of the show, or in a year if it’s Ross and Rachel)

Chug your entire drink if:

  • Monica dates a decent guy (other than Richard)
  • Marcel ever returns
  • Joey actually understands the opposite sex
  • Phoebe says something sensible
  • Ben talks or has any facial expression
  • Joey offers good love-life advice to anyone
  • Any of the six drink alcohol
  • Phoebe’s dad actually shows up
  • Dr. Green is nice to Ross
  • Chandler drops his sarcastic, cynical facade
  • Janice laughs (chug 2 drinks if it makes you wince)

Drink everything in sight if:

  • Ugly Naked Guy is fully shown
  • Pete becomes the Ultimate Fighting Champion
  • Chandler stops making smart-ass comments
  • Paolo shows up
  • Ross kills Mark
  • Phoebe and Ursula get along
  • Gunther asks Rachel out
  • Chandler becomes gay
  • Barry and Mindy reproduce

Done, done, done.

Over it. 

Sometimes you have to forget what you feel, and remember what you deserve.
— Unknown (via mrsfscottfitzgerald)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege, via huckinfippie)